This morning as I was going through American Customs. I forgot that there are certain forbidden fruits that are allowed/not allowed into the country. DUE TO THE FACT THAT EVERY AGENT SEEMS TO HAVE A DIFFERENT LIST. But I digress...
"What do you have written here ma'am?" Demands the Customs Official.
Dejectedly, I responded with "I wrote kiwi fruit sir..."
"You are aware, of course, that I cannot allow you to bring any citrus through?"
Here is where I thought I'd use my wit to save my hide (and my kiwis)
"Of course sir, however, I do apologize, for I never meant to deceive you, but it is not a citrus I carry but instead a homosexual New Zealander".
He still made me throw out my kiwis.
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